(extract from : http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~jimella/laws01.htm )
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas.
A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
It is illegal to take a bath of orange peel.
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